Adventures in Wonderland

After a day of layin’ on the beach, drinkin’ margaritas and jumpin’ over giant whales, the impossible happened – I got tan lines.  Then the rain rolled in and double rainbows sword faught across the sky.  Captain Awesome summoned the unicorn and we galloped for cover and more booze.  We had reservations at the Mediterranean [...]

In case you were wondering … I’m picking up wifi on the beach (can’t get it in the room) on my phone. So as I write this post, the pics below are what I’m looking at. FYI, it’s 75 and sunny. Slight breeze coming from the west. It’s awesome.

After drunkfest 2008 and snorkle/zombie fest, Danger Girl decides that we need to go to Playa today. We get up (she shoe horns me outta bed), I gets my bacon on (which, by the way, was cut woefully short since the Mayans think you can’t eat bacon and breakfast after 10:30), and we wait for [...]

So . . . the aftermath of the tequla/beach fandango was a horrible mess. I wept when I awoke . . . Danger Girl was certainly worse for the wear. But . . . we had to soldier on. Today (Sunday) is Xel Ha (pronounced: “Shell Ha”) day. Snorkeling, all [...]

So we woke up this morning early and hung over. Danger Girl was feelng worse for the wear, but nothing that a Tylenol couldn’t fix.
So then we went to that time share pitch. 3 hours later, they were pissed, and I was laughing. It was real dumb. They tried to pressure me … And I [...]

So mel wakes me up at like 3 a.m., and I’m sassy. Rightfully so, I think, since our plane leaves from CVG at 6:30. Anyway, after being shoehorned outta the sack and into the shower, we arrive on the scene. Coffee (extra angry in my case) in hand, we deftly negotiate security and make our [...]

After a emotional week, we’re about to embark on Operation GoToMexico.

Our grand adventures have been delayed . . . one of my close friends had an unfortunate accident.  He died at 6 a.m. on Saturday, December 13 2008.  I miss him terribly.

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